Sex,drugs & mud.

A much post deprived blog we have here.
So here's the post about yet another road trip Rhema & I went on.

Our journey began with us missing the bus,again.You see,the last time we completely missed the train from Singapore to KL.I think I'm the jinx/cause of it.I totally misdirected Rhema and we were standing at the wrong route for 10+ minutes thinking we were early.So we had to pay extra to get on the next bus later on.

When we reached and got a cab to take us to our initial hotel which we booked for,but on the way the cab bastard was having this long speech about how we should get the hotels in town instead of our actual one which was supposedly in the outskirt.So being the gullible twats we were,while parked outside of the initial hotel,the cab bastard drove us back to town to look for a hotel.And worse off,the cab bastard was testing our history knowledge when Rhema & I made it blatantly clear that we don't know jackshit about Malacca's history.And yet the bastard aggravated us by sassing us with rhetorical questions like "Did you know that?No,you did not." as if he were some smart fuck.I'm not being condescending,but he was buggin' arrogant.

Anyway,after settling down.We went to the 'Famosa Chicken Rice place to get some chicken rice balls.They apparently branched out already and I think the other lots didn't quite maintain the standard or quality as the original restaurant,but it was a fairly satisfying meal.

Adjourned to Dataran Malacca where we walked around and eventually ended up at good ol' Starbucks.Green Tea Frappppp,and well,latte.

While in conversation,this couple came to sight and I immediately burst out laughing & just had to take a picture of them.The irony.It just looks so wrong for a couple to be walking around together with matching shirts that says "God" on it,don't you think?

Anyway,after that we got ready and yet hit another problem with the old prick at the hotel made this big bullcrap story about how it's too late for us to catch a cab to Revelations.At that time,it was 8pm.And conveniently,his cab friend could fetch us there with a payment of RM70.I tell you these Malacca people are as corrupted as us in a way. Freakin' full of con jobs.

About an hour more or less,we finally reached and it was pretty crowded.Lined up for another hour 'till we got in.And what we saw was...

I'm really lazy to type everything out.But the acts were pretty ok.We missed Johan Gielen's opening but I thought the Freedom area was alright,the DJ chiq was pretty darn awesome.First mix we heard when we arrived there was of Muse's Plug In Baby.Haha,damn pathetic.Wandered around a whole lot.
Oh,and there were damn alot of cool people in their cool clothes doing their cool dance loh.I'm so jealous oh 'cause I'm not cool like them.See how I didn't even italic the 'cool' for myself.Sigh

I would say the Solid Globe place was my favorite 'cause of the skating ring.Wai Han's spanish friend owned the ring completely,like some skating champ or some sort with all his fancy skating tricks and style.

Oh right,not to forget,there was a whole lot of mud,& horseshit...SHMUD! pronounced as s-ch-mud.And while in Foam bar,there was a combination of mud and foam...MOAM!Haha,I'm getting good at all these portmanteau.But yea,the stench was super nauseous.


I hate this motherfucker named Donsomefuck.The foam blowermajigg is cool though.

The fireworks went on a few times every few hours.And there was a full moon on that night too.So pretty.

After Bass Agents appearance,we left and tried to figure out how to get back and played the guessing card with roads when Wai Han asked for directions.About an hour or so & a couple of stops at 7-11 to ask for directions,we managed to make it back safe & sound & dead tired.

With less than 2 hours of nap,we packed and bid farewell to Malacca.

Overall it was a fun trip,but revelations was really disappointing.Why would they even have it at a horse ranch seriously.That's just freakin' dumb.I wanted to try the slingball ride and the swinging thing too,but my balls were missing at that time.Gah,It could've been better la!

Non-existent BOOOBIES BOOBIES BOOOBIES . Hahaha Hi trina *waves*
Rhema damn kelefeh.Haha