It has to be the strain of adapting to waking up at odd hours;
something I'll still have to work on thanks to school.
Stumbled my way downstairs to get my daily dose of apple aloe vera.
The rays of light from the window scorched my arm.
"Fuckin' afternoon sun" I cursed under my breath.
As I was going to close the curtains,
I saw my dog panting on the grass as if it just went for a jog with my brother;
But I knew better & figured it was probably dehydrating from the heat.
The house was empty again.Nobody's home.Just the way I like it.
I went on the internet and updated myself on Trent.
Came across this unflattering picture of that useless tool K.Fed.
He looks like he's carrying pregnant Jessica Alba at his belly.
Ok,I might've stretched that bit a lil too far,but it sure did make my day a whole lot better.
I turned on the television and started flipping the channels;
Decided to watch the rerun of American Idol.
The girls don't stand a chance to win in this season with the likes of D.Archuleta & D.Noriega.
I switched to Mtv as the commercials were on and that's how it began.
I was fine the first few seconds.
Until my lungs felt constricted,
my pulse and breathing were uneasy and inconsistent.
My entire being streamed with discomfort and total dissatisfaction.
I was beginning to crumble.
It had finally hit me hard,
As the catchy melodic chorus of "Won't Go Home Without You" played,
I realised,to my dismay
I REALLY FUCKING AM GOING TO MISS MAROON 5'S CONCERT!
Oh.My.Fuckin.God.
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It is official,America does not know talent.
The ZimbabweWhatsHisName dude should be the one going home.
& no,I don't have a thing for homosexuals.Danny can totally sing & his attitude rocks to the core.
I've abandoned American Idol 'cause Danny Noriega already is my American Idol.
Unbelievable.
On a lighter note,
The whole entire world should watch Martian Child & then download Satellite by Guster.
So we can learn the Martian Dance & have a nice talk.
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The whole entire world should watch Martian Child & then download Satellite by Guster.
So we can learn the Martian Dance & have a nice talk.
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1 comment:
HAHAHA it's Cheeekeezeh.
GO MICHEAL JOHNS / JASON CASTRO :D
Poor Danny :(
Haha i like that song too. When i first googled the lyrics right , i thought it was by GUNTHER O_O . And then re-read , it said GUSTER.
I hate Gunther. Ugh.
I love John Cusack & Mars.
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