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Greetings.

I don't really have anything interesting to blog about.
& I haven't done a survey since 2005 .
I'm going to do one now.
Then you'll understand why I stopped doing them.
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Do you like pillows?
I won't sleep without them.

Ever met a talking squirrel?
Yea.Wan Ru.

Whats your favourite band spelt backwards?
eviF nooraM.

Whats your sexual orientation?
Huh?erm...Heterosexual.

Have you ever seen a llama?
Yes.On Jimmy neutron & the emporer's new groove.

Get the nearest book turn to page 8 and type line 4 .
It doesn't have a page 8.

Do you wear short shorts?
I love short shorts.!.!

Can you make a card pyramid?
Attempted.

What is your fathers name?
Not worth mentioning.

Have you ever kissed a llama?
Never came to mind.

Do you love me? oh c'mon you know you do?
Yes,I love you.

Ever done a random survey and accidently delete the whole thing?
....no.

Favourite vegetable?
HAHAhahahahahahahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahhahahahahhaha.

Last thing you bought?
Other than food.I cannot recall at all,my wallet has moths breeding in it.

Ever taken a survey as pointless as this?
Not really.

Do you like green day?
At some point.

How many condoms have you bought this year?
None.

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Yea,till "w".

You wanna get high?
Course I do.

Do you like llamas?
They're cute.

Whats your favourite song in a different language?
Jay Chou - Dui Bu Qi

Ever fantasised about sex with someone famous? if so who?
Duh,Drew Fullerrrr.

Should i dye my hair?
Who are you?

Have you seen family guy?
YYYeessss.STEWIEEEE.

Do you own a llama?
Nope.

Do you like rap? (ew)
(Ew)

Whats your mothers maiden name?
Holy mother of Mary.

Star sign?
Pisces.

Can you rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time?
Yea.....

Whats your favorite breed of llama?
Erm...Emperor Kuzco's.

Do you own an ipod?
Yea.

Do you like this survey?
Why?

Like/hate george bush?
I couldn't be bothered.

Who do you think is totally hot?
Dr.Gregory House.

Do you think llamas could cross breed with ducks?
It's possible.I imagine a pegasus-like creature but with smaller wings that goes quack quack.

Do you like your potatoes a. mashed b boiled c. made into chips or d. raw
Mashed.

Do you like your nose?
No.

Whats the time?
6:41pm

Are you bored?
Pretty.

What would you name your llama?
llama.

Ever had sex?
No.

Are you yawning right now? *yawn yawn*
...no.

What color are your eyebrows?
Black.

Ever eaten dog food?
Dog treats.What?It's meat too.

How many llamas does it take to screw a llama?
1?

Whats the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Super-glued my hands together.

Do you have a tatoo? if not what would you like to have one of?
No,a scorpion .

Describe your favourite colour without saying it
Horny.

Can your tongue reach your nose?
No,but Rhema's can. =)

Ever tasted a llama?
No.

Whats more random than a random survey?
There were 2 penguins in a tub,one said pass the soap,the other said no.HAHAHAHAH.

Can I ask you a question?
Maybe.

If you have any siblings who is your favourite?
The elder one.

Ever bitten a teapot?
Never thought about it.

Ever had a llama spit on you?
No.

Do you want ear plugs?
No,they itch.

Whats your best friends hair colour?
Black.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The chicken.

True or false; I have a headache .
False.

Whats your favorite animal (It better be a llama or else!)
why la?!Ferrets. =)

What colour nose does rudolph the red nosed reigndeer have?
Black.

How many lights are on in your house? (go check mister!)
What house?

Do you go to church ?
Nope.

Tell me why you love eggs, without using the letter 'E'
I don't know.

Ever heard the llama song?
I believe so.

Do you eat human hands?
No,they're too salty.

Who's faster you or a snail?
A snail,depending on what you're talking about when you say fast.

Do you like sporks?
Spoon + Forks = sporks. Ha.ha.

What country do you live in?
Slutty Malaysia,as quoted by Rhema.

Do you think llamas like pancakes?
Why not.

Is pork chop a good name for a pig?
No,Mr.pig is a good name.

Are you in view of a microwave?
No.

Choose one - rage or love?
Or.

Do you wanna choke avril lavigne with her f****** tie?
She doesn't wear them anymore.

Approximatly how many llamas do you think I've seen?
Enough times to talk about them non-stop.

Is 76 questions not enough?
Enough for.?

Do you eat paste?
Red bean paste.

Is santa evil?
Pretty darn evil.

Have you ever typed ?
Never.

Are you going to learn more about llamas?
No,watching Jimmy neutron is knowledgable enough.

End of survey.

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Do you get it now? & I would love to see the participants on this blog do the same survey.Heee.


'Till next time.