Tag.

I'm guessing Louis made this up himself.
Rhema tagged me.

'Write about one of your naughties moment in secondary school'
'Story must not be shorter than 20000 words. Jk. Just dont make it too brief lah'
'Tag bloggers who you think have really interesting stories to tell.'

• In my first secondary school,I had this real long-winded unreasonably inhumane bitch of a teacher for my science subject & she would always make the whole class stand for the dumbest of reasons.Trivial matters really & we would miss our break or lunch for that.You see,school ended at 3.15pm at that time,so breaks were a huge deal.So one fine day,while she was going on her usual tantrums about our performance,she questioned what we thought she was,so I answered her saying "a fucking bitch".So she went ballistic & let the whole class off to break whereas I had to go for detention.
  

• Also in my first secondary school,the toilets were always filthy like whores.Contributed by the juniors,specifically the primary students.They honestly didn't know where the toilet bowl was,cause their excreted waste would be smudged or splattered else where;nowhere near the toilet bowl,but quite a distance from it.So I brought a screwdriver to school and took out all the locks on the toilet doors(Yes,I am those people.).I figured as long as the doors won't close,they won't use 'em.The school ended up replacing the locks a couple of times.

• Christ,I just realized most of the damage I did was in my first secondary school.Anyway,I never took interest in Kemahiran Hidup.& I forgot which period it was,but I was sitting at the corner table where all the switch sockets were.The cover had been tugged out loose already,leaving the wires exposed.Being a jobless itchy-skinned person I am,I took a pair of scissors and cut the (direct translation,told you I suck at KH.)Life-wire I believe 'cause it looked so tempting.Next thing I knew,there was a huge spark & the entire floor's electricity had been cut off.Not knowing that would happen;we suffered half the day of not having an air conditioned classroom.What,god's will.

• I used to have 2 lockers.1 was for my books,the other one was for my snacks and soft drinks.Back then,I wasn't teacher's favorite student.Therefore,my classes were spent in the corridor.Since I had nothing else better to do,I decided to stock up my locker with junk food,Lay's,chocolates,biscuits,cornflakes,Qoo,Snapple.You name it.& I would sit next to my locker during those times & enjoy the scenery while indulging 'em.However,most of my stocks eventually got confiscated during a random locker spot check.

Ok,that wasn't one.But it was all in one school,filled with cunts.
I'm not too fond of that school.Obviously.

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