Saturday, March 31, 2007

Rhema's tag

5 things found in your bag :
- handphone
- lipbalm
- maybelline loose powder
- mint sweets
- miniature perfumes

5 things found in your purse / wallet :
- pictures of friends
- picture of my sister
- topshop card
- business cards
- folded money hearts

5 favourite things in your room :
- stereo
- bed
- clothes
- this japanese toy that bobs its head left and right and supposedly makes you happy
- the female toilet sign from school

5 types of people :
- Chocoholics
- Sadists
- My sister
- Strawberry headed squeeky voiced freaks
- Laughaholics
* I didn't really get the question so this is actually full of crap.

5 things you’ve always wanted to do / try :
- Kill my father
- Piss while standing up,but I don't have a dick to do that.
- Shop with no limitations
- Bungee jump
- Bring my mommy to the vatican city

5 things you're currently into :
- Mrs.field's semi-sweet chocolate chip cookie
- Muse & taking back sunday,still.
- Sri Hartamas
- Staring blankly into space
- Meow

5 people you tag :
- Jian Hao
- Zheng Yi
- May Yi
- Wan Ru
- Kirsten
* That's if they happen to read the blog/post.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Bye bye,my fixation

About 6 years ago,I came across this store at the ground floor of 1Utama.In bright neon lights it highlighted "Mrs.Fields".



My mom was at the opposite store grocery shopping so I walked towards the store and tried their samples,I picked the one without nuts,Semi-sweet chocolate chip cookie it was.When it first touched my tongue,the tingling sensation straightaway hit my taste buds & I knew I was in love.I dragged my mother to the store and bought a dozen of 'em.



Never have I tasted anything that was as sweet,as scrumptious,as moist as these cookies made by god himself.The texture is extraordinary.


I was a happy,happy,happy girl.

My mommy bought me monthly supplies of my favourite Mrs.Field's Semi-sweet Chocolate Chip Cookies.



Untill one fine day,a month had passed & mommy hasn't gotten me my cookies.She let it down on me that the store had apparently closed down,everywhere.Midvalley,1utama,KLCC.WHY?WHY?WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT!?
I was devastated.Fortunately,my cousin from Singapore informed me the great news that there were Mrs.Field's stores situated around Orchard.So I begged her to bring me cookies everytime she came down & everyone else who goes down to Singapore.Although I never got it every month as I used to,at least I got them,better than nothing at all.I was considerably contented.

Eventually,my cousin migrated to Switzerland & it was more difficult to get 'em.So I myself had to go down to Singapore to get them,as troublesome as it may be.



Just recently,I've been informed that all the Mrs.Field's in Singapore has closed down.& Now my life is over.God hates me & so he's torturing me.All you people reading this might think that I have many screws loose in my head,Yes,I do.I really really really really really really really really really loved Mrs.Fields.I'm feeling like how a guy would feel without having sex/masturbating,incomplete.

I'll miss Mrs.Fields's semi-sweet chocolate chip cookies,dearly.




I hope there's a saviour out there that's incredibly generous to save me from my misery & send me Mrs.Field's from the US or any hidden stores I might've missed in the Asian Pacific.

P.S / Thank You Dor Toh for trying.It was very jobless nice of you.

I've lost it,entirely.

EDITED;/

ANDREW TAN IS OUR SAVIOUR.THANK YOU,DOR TOH.YOU ROCK SOCKS.THAT EXPLAINS THE COMMENT.WE LOVE YOU TO TINY BITS OF MICROSCOPIC ORGANISMS.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Survey #1

1. Raymaaa
2. Jian Hao
3. Ben
4. J.Lo
5. Ian
6. Jia Jia Bing
7. Victor
8. Matthew
9. Wan Ru
10. Matthiew
11. Stoner
12. Kirsten
13. Louis Tan
14. Peach
15.Jervis
16.Anthea
17.Chi Bai
18.May Yi
19.Jazzle Dazzle
20. May Jin

How did you meet 13?: ( Louis )
Same class when I was still in DJ.

What would have happened if you hadn't met 6?: (Jia Jia Bing)
I would've missed the chance to meet the most unhygienic & pae-est cina boy ever.

What do you honestly think of 10?: (Matthiew)
I still think his head is big and he's too judgemental.

Would 8 date 3?: (Matthew & Ben)
Hahaha,probably.If Ben would let her hair grow & were more feminine.

Were you ever into 4?: (J.Lo)
Hahaaa.That would be like incest. *shudders*

Would you date 5?: (Ian)
Nope.Sorry,Ian.It'd be weird,very.

Would 2 & 11 make a good couple?: (Jian Hao & Stoner)
hohh yeaa.If stoner would stop flirting with girls.& if Jian Hao stopped watching desperate housewives.

Would you go out with 14? (Peach)
I used to go out with her. =)

Describe 7 in 7 words. (Victor)
Funny,Lame,Pak Sen,Nice,Short,Party Poopish.

Do you think 15 is hot?: (Jervis)
No,he's tall.

Would 1 & 17 make a good couple?: (Rhema & Chi Bai)
I envision Rhema throwing cutleries at Chi Bai on the date.

Tell us something about 14: (Peach)
She worships Michael Owen despite how ugly he may be.

Do you know any of 3's family?: (Ben)
Yeahh,her parents and her "brother".

On a scale of 1-10, how cute is 16?: (Anthea)
She's not cute,more of hot actually.

What language does 19 speak?: (Jazzle Dazzle)
English and chinese dialects.

Who is 12 going out with?: (Kirsten)
No blinking idea.

When was the last time you spoke to 13?: (Louis Tan)
2-3 days ago.

Would 18 & 14 make a good couple?: (May Yi & Peach)
So the L word,but no.

Would you ever date 2?: (Jian Hao)
Ask Him.stupid lil' asswipe.

How'd you meet 20?: (May Jin)
Primary classmates.

Where does 17 live?: (Chi Bai)
both damansara jaya & Damansara Utama.

How long have you known 1?: (Rhema)
The same span of time she put for me in her survey.haha.

Is 12 older than you?: (Kirsten)
Nope.

Have you ever gone out with 7?: (Victor)
yea sure.out out.

Have you kissed 5?: (Ian)
erm.no.

Do you find 1 attractive?: (Rhema)
Her attitude will knock the socks outta you.

What is 3's best feature?: (Ben)
Her hairy hairy hairy arms that can be plucked and planted for money trees.

What do you like about 9? (Wan Ru)
Her Wan Ru-nisms.She annoys me in a tolerable way.

Is 3 a good friend?: (Ben)
Yupp,known her since primary.

Out of 8, 17, 4, 16, 2 who would you sleep with?: (Matthew,Chi Bai,J.Lo,Anthea & Jian Hao)
Just sleep sleep.All of them except Chi Bai.Har Har.

Monday, March 26, 2007

El laberinto del fauno

Aforementioned,we watched Pan's Labyrinth.I thought Perfume was already showing,but apparently not.I wasn't too thrilled that it was in freakin' Spanish but there seriously wasn't anything else to watch.



Anyway,since Rhema & Melvin didn't even bother to pay attention and were yapping themselves away.Ronald & I were sitting there reading the subtitles and getting the story.

The movie got awards for :
Academy
- Best Cinematography
- Best Art Direction
- Best Make Up
BAFTA
- Best Foreign Language Film
- Best Costume Design
- Best Make Up & Hair

Impressing huh?

At the beginning of the movie,when the credits first popped up in Spanish,an audible handful of people actually laughed out loud.I have no idea why.Through out the movie,I kept smacking my head whenever I heard Melvin & Rhema gibbering every silent scene in the movie.& she actually dared to comment on how terrible the movie was when she didn't even bother to concentrate on it(millions of exclamation marks inserted 'cause I'm too lazy to press Shift and 1 so many times.)

Since I'm so nice to Rhema,I shall summarize it for her :

It's about this ball-zy girl named Ofelia.

Her.

That supposedly bestows the spirit of the Princess of the Underworld.It was during the Civil War,Rhema.It's not about politics.One fine day,she found this praying mantis that's actually a Fairy.Hahaha.Ok,I sound like a nutcase.I'm just going to put up pictures from the movie.I'm not that nice afterall.


Crazy Mofo that kills for fucks.He gets stabbed and cheek slashed open in the end.
Woohoo.



I was expecting the eyeballs to go in those 2 nostrils on his face instead of his hands.
I found it pretty retarded when this Hansel & Gratel demon chased Ofelia while stretching his hands out.Use your imagination.

In the end,Ofelia dies and somehow returns to the Underworld 'cause she sacrificed herself instead of her newborn brother.It didn't make much sense to me since the Underworld looked like all butterflies and sunshine.


Underworld?uh,sure.

& she does all these good hearted deeds,how is it possible for her to be reigning the underworld.
I think the movie must be satanic in an euphemised way.I enjoyed how gruesome and insane the storyline was although it didn't really make much sense to me & reading the subtitles were an absolute drag.

I just expected more.


Boo-hoo.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Awesome-o

Jia Jia Bing's parents has been gone for a week;Leaving him home alone.

So what's lonely Jia Jia to do?




Jia Jia : RYYYYYYYIIIIIGGGHTT.

Two words :
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Booze baby



From sitting around doing absolutely nothing...


To playing our favourite fruit game...


To playing 7-up...


To be continued.

I'm dead tired lah.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Kadoosh

Happy 16th Birthday to My Dear Shue Wan Ru.
Her birthdate is the opposite of mine,how cool is that?!
Yeah,anyway,I don't remember how we became friends either.
I do remember sitting a bloody cab from Bukit Damansara to Subang & then to 1u when this girl wouldn't/couldn't sit a cab alone.
Her parents think I'm a bad influence for somewhat reason.God knows what she tells her parents.For all I know,everytime she gets in trouble and needs a name,my name pops up.
But it's ok.
& to no avail,she manages to pull a Wan Ru every single time I see her.
Silly girl,you know I love you lah.



Monday, March 19, 2007

Douchebags

I'm starting to believe that the younger generation are evolving faster than us,corruptively.Remember learning your first real cuss word?Well,I don't really remember,but it's somewhere in between my primary years that I practised profanity.Or understanding sexual concerns way before the text books graphically showed you so.

Anyway,those little brats are getting more & more dislikably irritating.
Rhema,Andrew & I encountered these 2 little pricks while having dinner.
Let me monologue for you.

#Encounter 1
*pricks came walking in & waved at us*
*Rhema glares at them while Andrew confusingly waits for a respond from either of us*
"Do you know them?"
"Errrr.no?Do you?"
*One of the pricks does the eyebrow winking twitching thing to Rhema*
(Which I find utterly disgusting)
So we took a whack at it trying to figure out who they were.
"Are you Timothy(My obese brother)'s friend?"
"Is he from Yuk Chai?"
"How old are you?"
"Form 1."
0.O" thinking their too puny to be Form 1
"Ok,definitely not."
Funny how they tell you which grade their in when you ask them for their age.

The entire time,they were rudely pointing at us & whispering to each other.
God,I hate kids.

#Encounter 2 : The taxi stand
I bumped into Edmund & stayed to chat.when we saw...

They started doing the pointing & whispering thing again.Edmund insisted I knew them so I exclaimed that I do not know small kids like them.The one on the right did the eyetwichingwinking thing to Rhema again.Bloody perverted midgets.

Beware of these bound to be rapists.


Why we even acknowledged them?I have no idea.
& Yes,we take pictures of creepy strangers.Influence of Jian Hao.

Oh,& yesterday Stoner & Darren found this Standard 5 kid's Ngage phone & went through all his messages.Story is,he has a girlfriend.But not only that,he's been texting all this rubbish to another girl as well.Poor kids.They can't even ejaculate,or have pubic hair for that matter,& they've already learnt how to cheat on each other.
Brilliant.


Yea,this is so for the kids.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Matthiew is weird .

this is going to be a very VERY long post . you have been warned .

matthiew just sent me the weirdest bloody testimonial ever .


rhema rhema rhema.
moses.
sigh..what a boring day.im gonna hav my 100 year old hair,cut tmr.wherelse,u will be visiting a good friend of mine.call *The Eye Doctor*.Oh,hold***rhema replied dun bullshit with a *frown*oook..
as i was saying !,the eye doctor yeahh...did i mention about my best frend??ohok.he is call *The Dentist*,yeah.dentist is kinda cool guy with a razor sharp suck-ish mini pipe gun.i jus dun get why he jus love to dress himself as an angel everyday??white white white.how boring is dat.*pause*ook,Rhema is kinda happy of me bullshitting now

she said
- * rhéma . says:
hehehe . im exciited. whee weheee

Waoooo how sweet of her.=).i jus like her alot..sigh sigh what a frend*jumps around gayly*.=).ugh,==.ANYWAY.Yeahh didnt see rhema for quite long.didnt know how the hell she get that reddish dot at her eye??or on her eye??.i dont knoww..=/..Oh,yeah !!! i 4got ! theres a.....

-End-
from ur lovely son
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errr yeah . on a completely different note . i`ll be blogging about the past week . shall start of with Sunday night .

Met up with Andrew and Alison @ Williams . Had our dinner and started plottong on how we were gonna get a cake for Trina seeing as it was nearing 10 . and there were FIVE of us . and we all didnt have THAT much cash . Was planning on going to Hartamas to get her creampuffs . But then , i figured she was in KL eating her dinner . Why the hell wud she want freakin` creampuffs . After 1hour and forty minutes of cabs just ignoring us .

guynextdoor ;) - outside of 7/11 waiting for cabs .


Decided to head over to my place to see if there was something that we could do . Then Melvin texted me and asked if we wanted to watch a movie . So i figured . Might as well since we dont have a cake or anything for Trina , it`ll probably be better if atleast her birthday was with people she knew . I wouldve chosen to go with Victor if he had TOLD ME he was going to Hartamas . But he didnt . Which is why i chose Megamall .
The reason there`s such a long explanation is cus there was a huge .. i dontknowwhatchucallit over the whole countdown/megamall thing . So im just clearifying it .

Anyway . Went to MV to meetup with Melvin and Ronald . Watched 300 again . And on what we did AFTER the movie . I`ll let the videos and pictures do the talking (:



Er i only have ONE picture of us stonning . Wait .. not us . Melvin to be exact . I have more videos =P
Yup , playing with shopping carts at abt 2am in freakin` MV .

Monday ;

Happy Birthday Trina & Lynn (:

Got a call from Audrey wanting to meet up and stuff . So i asked Matthiew to tag along . Met up with them at Manhattan Fish Market @ Centrepoint because Matthiew wanted Fish&Chips . Audrey and I got a few things resolved thankfully . Then we took a cab to OU to meet up with the rest . More series of unfortunate events i do not wanna get into .


Tuesday ;

Jialiang decided to steal his Daddy`s car . So he came and picked Trina , Ben and I from DJ and we headed back to his house . Then went to the park to watch them play football . Then it raiiiined so Trina and I ran back to Jervis`s place . Got wet =.=



After it stopped raining , Victor, Jialiang , Trina and I walked to OU . Met up with Elvin and icantrememberwho . After a long debate of where to go . We decided to go to Hartamas .
Did the usual hoopla over there . Andrew tagged as well ^^




after playaz , went to Bestari to yumchaa . and .. Melvin drank Eggyoke with Ice . and .. it was .. DISGUSTING . Poor boy ended up with a stomach ache the next day . Lols .

Wednesday ;

Met up with Ian at Charms . He came holding a bottle of BlackLabel . And seemed a little .. drunk . Pfttyeah . Alison came after a little while . Bumped into Elvin and Whitney . Theen , bought movie tickets . Waited for Ronald and Melvin to come . The rest went in first whilst Alison and I decided to wait for Melvin . Meanwhile , Ronald was .. showing us some game on his PSP . I forgot what it was called . But it was freaking cuute . It .. has this chicken thing that turns into many BLOBS of chicken and then turns BACK into a blob . Uhh yeah .


After the movie , walked around an empty OU for abit . Then Pickles, Naa , Melvin , Ron and I headed to Mardi Gras cus they had some Ladies Night or something . And hotdamn , it was empty as a box of finished chocolates . Bobby and theotherwaiter from Laundry work there noow . So they were extra nice to us . Since .. *I* was a regular at Laundry last year its not even funny . After a few drinks , headed back to OSC for a few rounds of pool and pictures / videos .



After stonning in OSC . Walked to Taman Tun ( we`ve been walking alot lately ..=.=" ) and had drinks at Jasema . Then we freaking WALKED to Jia Liang`s house . which is up a blooody hill .

we alll sleptover at his plaace . Melvin was really confused with what Trina and I we were saying cus we said it in Gibberish =P nyeknyek . i pretty much stayed up the entire niiight . melvin and jialiang temaned me for awhile till jialiang fell asleeep . then i had to force melvin to sleep , so i stoned with my mp3 until i fell asleep for a little while .

*coughhh .. alice in wonderland boxers ;)

Thursday ;

I was the first to wake up and wake jialiang up to send us all back home .
Trina drove this time . dropped melvin back fiirst . then all headed to my place while we got ready to go OU . After that went to OU . Walked around for abit . Met up with Melvin, Josh, Kim,Squeen and Nicci .


After that , went to Hartamas again . This time i was damn tak semangat for anything . I .. was SO tired . I slept for abit on the climby thingy in Breakers . After that , went back to Playaz . Was kinda entertained at the end . Poor Melvin and Ronald were really confused and . frustrated cus Trina , Ben and I were speaking gibberish and the F Language . And they kept TRYING to follow what we were saying but they didnt quite get it .Nyaahaa .


And i cant remember what we did on Friday .
Oh wait . Yeah . Went to Hartamas for abit . Then went to Rasta .



Saturday ;
I woke up pretty late . So trina and andrew left fiirst to meet JianHao . Waited for them to come back . Then i head to detour to Bu then Rasta . Watched the Manchester game there . Was .. really .. REALLY blah i wanted to die . After the match , went around looking for dvds to watch at my place . In the end , Victor and I went back to my place first while the others went to look for dvds .
Ended up buying Van Wilder 2 and Hannibal 2 . After watching the movie , went to Dj Cafe to have a little supper . Then Andrew had to leave :(
His bus back to Singapore`s at 9am and the boy hasnt even packed .

Anyway TAANNNN , See you in 2 months you clown .


Hokaaaaaaaaay . The end of my very long week . Off to watch Grey`s Anatomy now .

<3333>


Ps ;// I will post the videos soon . Something is wrong with some code somewhere =.=